Italian eyeful Agostina Belli's last name should be Bella in honor of her breathtaking, well-built beauty. Like most other European actresses, this Milanese mama revealed her magnificent mams, curvy caboose, and/or fuzzy furburgarage in a myriad of skintastic films in the '70s, including The Seduction of Mimi (1972), The Purple Taxi (1977), and The Sex Machine (1975). Although Agostina was sucksexfully tasty in her super-curvy contributions to English-language films such as Bluebeard (1972), opposite a randy Richard Burton, and Holocaust 2000 (1977), with a devil-demolishing Kirk Douglas, this Italian dish is most delish when shedding her spread in her native tongue. Take a bite of bella Belli's best undressed offerings today.

Stop Bush supporters will be hairified at Belli's booming burgerage in La Calandria (1972). Her massive Mediterranean mound is a fluffy must-see for fur fanatics everywhere.

Agostina, in character as a reporter during a press conference, responding to Kirk Douglas's point about the heat of his reactor in Holocaust 2000: "It's also the temperature seen in a thermal nuclear bomb explosion." Mr. Skin would add that it's also the temperature of my pants after seeing Agostina naked in the same flick.